So, as most of you know there is a long history between the Clark's and Farley's.  We all grew up together and Max has crushed on Kristy forever.  Aaaand now that I am older, I realize why whenever I asked him to sleep over the first thing out of his mouth was "Is Kristy there?"  And why when I said "No" somehow there was always phone trouble and we got disconnected...

Noo, but I wasn't expecting to do a speech and when Max asked me to I was honored.  And I was honored to be standing right up there with him today to witness this great union.  I think he has found a wonderful woman in my sister Kristy. She is smart, determined, a hard worker and a go-getter- all qualities I wish I exhibited more.  I think they compliment each and drive each other and are two of the most in love young adults I have seen.  I hope I have half of the love, respect, and affection these two have for each other when I am sitting at my own wedding table next to my mail order bride.

Max has been really great to me since they have been together.  He is always willing to talk and give me advice.  I forget that he is only one year older than me because he is so mature for his age.  Look at this couple- at 23 they have a house, two dogs, two cars.  Look at me, almost 22 and I still live the college dormitories with 18 year olds and spend my nights playing video games and deciding whether or not to attend class the next day.  I aspire to be like them.

You're more than just a friend now Max- you're my brother.  Aaaand Kristy is my sister, which makes this wedding disgusting and illegal in most states- so thank you Dominican!

Cheers guys.  I love ya and know your life together will be on giant success story.