Residence Life should be smart. I should be in shape. I shall start off with that observation.
During training we were given pasta- breadsticks- salads- aaaand sodas. Directly after the dinner all the RAs were asked to compete against each other in teams. Hmmmmmm...not too smart to serve heavy meals to kids who most likely sat on their asses all summer and watched their jelly-rolls ooze over their sweat pants. I am proudly one of those aforementioned people. Soooo, during my part of the competition, which was the sprinting challenge, I fell. My legs stopped moving and my body kept going and I ate it in front of 100 or more people. I then proceeded to go down to the mens locker room and puke in the toilet. Hahaha. How out of shape am I? The answer is ridiculously out of shape. It's sad.
